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 Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: A redneck gets pulled over... |
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A redneck gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the redneck about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the redneck feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The red neck sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I
never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the redneck replies, "Circle flies hang around barns. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the redneck replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a
horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the redneck, in his best Georgia drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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good one  |
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NICE! 
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LMAO.!!!!
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| Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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ha ha! totally a good one!
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| ha ha ROFL LMFAO |
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| AWSOME! Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy would be proud! |
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Good stuff!
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