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admin Site Admin
Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 1165 Location: Sharon
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: A redneck gets pulled over... |
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A redneck gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the redneck about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the redneck feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The red neck sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I
never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the redneck replies, "Circle flies hang around barns. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the redneck replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a
horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the redneck, in his best Georgia drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though." _________________ ~ Marc
Just one more cast... |
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chuckc Forum Police
Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1440
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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good one |
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SkeeterJim
Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 2219 Location: Newington, CT
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:08 am Post subject: |
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NICE! _________________ Eat, Sleep, Fish......I Love my SKEETER ZX225!!!
If I didn't have to work for a living....I'd be fishing.
If I'm not in my Skeeter then I'm in my Hobie! |
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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO.!!!! _________________ "I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"
All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!! |
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admin Site Admin
Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 1165 Location: Sharon
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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ha ha! totally a good one! _________________ ~ Marc
Just one more cast... |
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chumslick
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 12
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:35 am Post subject: |
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ha ha ROFL LMFAO |
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bassfishingnewbie
Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 24
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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AWSOME! Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy would be proud! |
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slimecoat
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 1576 Location: Newington, CT.
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:54 am Post subject: |
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Good stuff! _________________ Life's Short - Fish Hard - Take a Kid Fishing |
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