[Old Mud]

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The Brothel



The Madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a

rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or

early fifties.



"May I help you sir?" she asked.



The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."



"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps

you would prefer someone else", said the Madam.



He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."



Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she

charged $5,000 a visit.



Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars

and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.



After an hour, the man calmly left.



The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding

to see Valerie.



Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights

in a row as she was too expensive.



"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."



Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and

they went upstairs.



After an hour, he left.



The following night the man was there yet again.



Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third

consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.



After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has

ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"



The man replied, "New Brunswick."



"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick."



"I know." the man said. "Your Sister died, and I am her

Attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."



The moral of the story is that three things in life are

certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a Lawyer!



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"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"




All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!

[SeaDog1]

Hi Don!



SeaDog1