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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:04 pm Post subject: The Brothel |
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The Brothel
The Madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a
rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or
early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps
you would prefer someone else", said the Madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she
charged $5,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars
and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding
to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights
in a row as she was too expensive.
"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and
they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has
ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, "New Brunswick."
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick."
"I know." the man said. "Your Sister died, and I am her
Attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a Lawyer!
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SeaDog1
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Hi Don!
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