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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:02 am Post subject: Fishin !! |
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This is from "Bigshow". 
Subject: FISHIN
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Sitting in his Kayak .........The water begins to Boil with fish.
On his first cast Bang ! "Fish on" and it's a big one. He lands a Beautiful Trophy Bass.
His second cast......and the reel is screaming.
His first Keeper Weakfish .......Unbelievable!
It just doesn't stop......
Then He spots .... A huge Striper 50lbs or better tailing in the shallows.
He throws his plug just ahead and starts to crank
The Water explodes as this enormous fish inhales the plug.
The Kayak is off like a rocket as he bears down on the fish.
When his cell phone rings.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in ICU.
The Doctor hearing the Stress in his voice as he struggles to fight the fish ask's are you going to be alright?
He tell the Doctor....A fellow fisherman ......I'm in the Kayak and I'm fighting the Biggest Striper I have ever seen!
The Doctor Informs him Well you have a decision to make!
Dejected.... The man tells the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hangs up he realized he was leaving what could be his best ever kayak fishing trip and the fish of a lifetime.
He decided to Land this last fish before heading in to the hospital.
He ended up catching several personal bests, limited out on Keepers..... One..... well over 50lbs
all in all, His best day's fishing ever. He was jubilant....
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He meets the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept fishing didn't you!
I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on your Kayak, your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished the fishing
Because it will be more than likely your last time!
For the rest of her life she will require round the
clock care and you'll be her care giver!
Rightful so your last fishing trip .......I hope it was worth it?
He broke down and begins crying
The doctor snickered......Hey man! I was just screwing with you.
Your wife's dead! ......................So What'd you catch?
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chuckc
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Bass Addict
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
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Location: Wethersfield, CT 06109
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Sorry honey, looks like we will be late again due to motor problems.
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SkeeterJim
Joined: 08 May 2007
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Location: Newington, CT
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LOL!! 
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If I didn't have to work for a living....I'd be fishing.
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bassfishingnewbie
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| histerical!!!!!!!!!! |
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