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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Subject: OJ Simpson

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack & dies
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
him.
I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on
my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay
here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who
weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take
their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ
thought that
sounded pretty good.

The devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in,
and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he
dove in and
surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm no t a good swimmer,
and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of
rocks. All he
did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No,
this is no
good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
OJ.

The devil opened a third door.

Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms
tied over
his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him
was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at
this in
shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle
this.

The devil smiled and said . . . . . ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

(This is priceless)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go." Shocked

LOL.
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chuckc · Forum Police Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1440

admin · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject:

ha
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Just one more cast...

SkeeterJim · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 2219 Location: Newington, CT

NICE!!

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