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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Subject: Who's on first?

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The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

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cmorjoe · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 256 Location: Seymour CT.

If I knew how to do those little smiley faces especially the ones that clap I would have put a few here. My take on the whole situation TRUE AND TO THE POINT; cmorjoe

Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

snakebite · Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 63 Location: Norwich, CT

I better get back to work then Laughing

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