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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Subject: Slow Job Search

Joe started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN)

for 6am . While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with

his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI

LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA .

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (Made in Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia)(with tech support in INDIA ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE! IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE! France !!) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. AMERICA ..... Mad

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chuckc · Forum Police Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1440

So true it hurts!!!! Evil or Very Mad

cmorjoe · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 256 Location: Seymour CT.

AMEN my friend: just hate to see the direction this country is going!

bassfishingnewbie · Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Posts: 24

soon enough we will have BUILDINGS shiped over! Evil or Very Mad