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flippy
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 Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:51 am Post subject: you wont believe this |
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| The other night I woke,, and heird a whinning noise,, like a sick jet engine,,I went downstairs to see that my backyard was all lit up,, so with all the excitement I went outside in my bathrobe,, I thought life star had landed or somebody found bigfoot,, but no,, it was a freakin flying saucier,, I stood back in amazement, and then a door lowered and a little big headed freak walked out with 2 of I guess,, his friends,, they werent meaning any harm, they start pointing at me and smurking,, so I gave them the finger,, appearently they new what it meant,, I noticed while they were naked that they had square tits,, so I start laughing at them and pointing to my tits, so I took my robe off and they jumped back with amazement,, I thought they were overwhelmed by my nipple piecings,, but no,, they were amazed at my whirly twirly thong with the blinking lights,, 1 of them all excited went back into the saucier, and came back with the ugliest thing I have ever seen,, appearantly, they want me to mate with it,,,,WHAT!! So I thought about it quickly and then realized,, heck I havent had it in a month so what the heck,,,so I take a little walk with this little umpa lumpa lookin,, I guess alian female,, trying to think of happy thoughts, you know to get excited,, so this thing grabs my thong, I thought it was getting frisky,, but no,, it was playing with the wirly twirly,, si I tried to make a move,, not realizing how they mate,,( I thought what the heck,,Im fixed) so it lies me on my back, and puts its outy belly button in my inny belly button, for not even a second,, that was it,,and it runs off,, I see the saucier leave and thought,, WOW, what the hell was that,, I go back into the house in shock of what just happened, and go to sleep,,, LET ME TELL YOU,, I am having wet dreams whenever I sleep, I cant take it,, I have to tell somebody, and also my belly is getting bigger,,, I think Im pregnant,, If this has happened to anybody,,, please let me know,,,LOL,,, |
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PECo
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:51 am Post subject: |
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 What the HECK was THAT?!?!
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah 
What the HECK was that all about flippy?
Your "thong" may be too tight or on backwards 
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DirtyDawg10
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Location: Granby, CT
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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| you definitely missed your calling Flippy. You need to teach a creative writing class |
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flippy
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL,,, Wait till you guys hear the one,,,, I met a mermaid |
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Hey flippy!
Oh Yeah ....The Mermaid
Ah! Love at 1st sight or is that snuggle!
Sorry flip! I just couldn't pass this one up -> Been saving this pic for the appropriate moment! LMAO
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flippy
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| Seadog,,,lol,,,Thats her... notice how she looks pregnant..lol,,,it was me,, i think,,,flipped her out of some ugly stuff |
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fishfinder
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Location: Naugatuck, Ct.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:36 am Post subject: |
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You guys need to get out of the house more and out of my wine cellar!!!!!! 
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| fishfinder wrote: | | You guys need to get out of the house more and out of my wine cellar!!!!!! |
What? You mean there's still some left in it
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fishfinder
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Location: Naugatuck, Ct.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Somewhere around 800 bottles and I need to do some serious bottling of many right now that would fill it up max!
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:31 am Post subject: |
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Hi ff,
800 + bottles you say
What was your address again
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fishfinder
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Plus 4 kegs of beer in the fridge!
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SeaDog1
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| Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Hi ff,
Do I hear fish fry in your future!
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flippy
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| Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh my god,,,, Imagine the stories then...lol... |
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Fisherman100
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Location: Meriden, CT
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:53 pm Post subject: Beer. |
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"4 kegs of beer in the fridge"???? Have you been drinking any lately?????? Someones tipsy
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