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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:08 am Post subject: Old Guys !!! |
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Subject: Old guys
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "It doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that!!
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DirtyDawg10
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| Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:23 am Post subject: |
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 Funny and true! |
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SeaDog1
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Hi Don!
Yeap! If anyone can find that Blond -> YOU CAN  
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SkeeterRon
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He did it all wrong, let her drink; she might even share with you. Then once the first barrel is gone.
Need I say more... 
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Old Mud
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Blondes are GOOD !!!!!! (Some opf them)
nice vid. Dog.
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