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chuckc · Forum Police Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1440

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she call the doctor, who directly inquired as to
progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah!" T'was
horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" he asked

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in hes eye, and
with his pants a bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the
cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then
and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell
you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll
never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

SkeeterJim · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 2219 Location: Newington, CT

NICE!
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Just4fun · Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 1389 Location: Saybrook

arr, arr, arr!!! Laughing

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