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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:35 am Post subject: Three rednecks |
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Three rednecks are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st redneck says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
2nd redneck says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st redneck says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
2nd redneck says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new Fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st redneck says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd redneck says: 'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
3rd redneck says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
rednecks 1 & 2 say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd redneck says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
 
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