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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Stevie D'Andrea ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Stevie walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.' Mr. Green

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pdcrack · Joined: 01 Jul 2008 Posts: 727 Location: Wethersfield CT

hahah Mud,
idk where you find these but a lot of them are hilarious. Thumbs Up

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BassGetHooked · Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 200 Location: Berlin, CT

HAHAHAHA

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Bass Addict · Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject:

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Sorry honey, looks like we will be late again due to motor problems.

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