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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

Forget Rednecks .......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about New Englanders...

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
live in New England .

If someone at Home Depot that doesn't work there, offers
you assistance, you live in New England .

If you've had a telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in New England .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New Hampshire
for the weekend, you live in New England .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England
. i.e. they live a couple hours from here.

If you know several people who have hit a deer w/ their
car, you live in New England.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day
and back again, you live in New England.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in
NewEngland.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife
knows how to use them, you live in New England.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you live in New England.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you live in New England.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in New England.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in New England.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New
England.

If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in
New England.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them
to all your New England friends & others, you live or
have lived in New England.
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Fish_Whisperer · Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 26 Location: Milford

So true!
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chumley · Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Posts: 210 Location: tolland ct

thats funny right there i dont care who you are!!!
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