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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1048
Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:36 pm Post subject: My breasts are to SMALL !!!!!! |
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Fresh from the shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror
complaining to me
that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically
telling her it's not so, i came up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will
this take?" she asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,
I replied.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"
Without
missing a beat i said, Worked for your a$$,
didn't it?
disclaimer: I did NOT make this up !!, I would NEVER say this to a Woman !!!
BUT !!!, It is FUNNY !!!!! 
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