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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:25 pm Post subject: You've Been Drinking again !!!!!!! |
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all
>> night.
>> > The bartender finally said that the bar was
>> closing.
>> > So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on
>> his
>> > face.
>> > He tried to stand one more time; same result.
>> > He figured he'll crawl outside and get some
>> fresh
>> > air
>> > and maybe that will sober him up.
>> > Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face
>> again.
>> > So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
>> > Again, he fell flat on his face.
>> > He crawled through the door and into his
>> bedroom.
>> > When he reached his bed he tried one more time
>> to
>> > stand up.
>> > This time he managed to pull himself upright,
>> > but he quickly fell right into the bed and is
>> sound
>> > asleep
>> > as soon as his head hit the pillow.
>> > He was awakened the next morning
>> > to his wife standing over him, shouting,
>> > "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
>> > Putting on an innocent look,
>> > and intent on bluffing it out he said,
>> > "What makes you say that?"
>> > "The pub just called;
>> > you left your wheelchair there again."
  
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