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Old Mud
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:15 pm Post subject: Stimulus Payment information !!! |
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Stimulus Payment Information.....
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This
is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A
format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal
government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use
the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the
economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If
you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a
computer it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables it
will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic). If
you buy a car it will go to Japan. If you purchase useless crap it will
go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in
America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend
it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since
those are the only businesses still in the US.
   
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