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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:28 am Post subject: New Mergers !!!! |
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Mergers for 2008
> Merrill Lynch will join Bank of America. Look at these mergers:
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> Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be
>aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground
>floor and make some BIG bucks.
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> Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
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> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
>W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
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> 2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
>and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
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> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
>&n bsp; MMMGood.
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> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
>will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
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> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
>FedUP.
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> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
>Fairwell Honeychild.
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> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
>PouponPants.
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> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
>become: Knott NOW!
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> And finally
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> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new
>name: TittyTittyBang Bang
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