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slimecoat
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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Location: Newington, CT.
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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:31 pm Post subject: Favorite pick up lines |
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Let's hear your favorite one night stand pick up lines that have worked for you.
Yes, I'm bored at work.
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SkeeterRon
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
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Location: Newington, CT
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Ok Gary,
You asked for it.
You know what looks good on you? "ME"
Can I take you to breakfast? (if she says yes) Do I call you in the morning or roll over and kiss your cheek?
That's a nice outfit, It would look good on the floor next to my bed!
Are those real?
Your that swim suit model I seen on TV!
Being a firemen I would go to parades with my Dalmatain and chic's just love them, so when they woulld pet him I would say His daddy likes to be petted too.
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I'd tell them that my dog loves children..
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I do free home inspections. I can be over after I visit the childrens hopsital.
I'm not sure but one of these worked cuz my wife is 10 years younger than me.
No she's not blind, lame, deaf or dumb.
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slimecoat
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Very Nice!!!!!! 
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pdcrack
Joined: 01 Jul 2008
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Location: Wethersfield CT
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Quint's Revenge
Joined: 29 May 2007
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Location: West Haven
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What do you say we get a pizza and |=uck?.....response "No"...... Whats the matter you don't like pizza?
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Quint's Revenge
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Location: West Haven
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cause you got fine written all over you.
Do you mind if i hang out here until its safe back where i farted
Hi sweetie. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
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ploplopfizzfizz
Joined: 31 May 2007
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Location: Branford
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Thats a nice outfit you have on:
It would look even better rolled up on my floor in the morning.
Wanna play doctor?
I am a plastic surgeon! How are you?
I am the man from Nantucket!
My favorite:
Did you wash your clothes in Windex?
Because I can definitely see myself in your pants
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