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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Rolling Eyes

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ploplopfizzfizz · Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 629 Location: Branford

my shift just ended
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regl · Site Admin Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 150

its a good thing the illegal immigrants are picking up the slack or we would have no time to fish.

chuckc · Forum Police Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1440

Fish_Whisperer · Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 26 Location: Milford

Im 'working' right now Laughing

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