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RangerRick · Joined: 22 Jul 2012 Posts: 43

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills.

Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken with him.