[T-Val]

3 fishing buddies were out on the lake, and the talk turned to the best bar they had ever visited.
Joe said that he knew a bar where the bartender bought you a free beer after you had bought 4.
Sam said he knew a bar where the house bought you every 3rd shot.
Bill said he could top both of them. There's a bar that the moment you walk in the door, someone buys all your drinks. Then after you have had your fill, they take you upstairs and make sure you get laid.
Come on said Joe & Sam, you expect us to believe that. You've actually been to this place?
Well said Bill sheepishly, I was never there, but my sister was.
Tim

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