[Old Mud]

The undertaker's black eye.

One day Roy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you," asked his wife?

"I had a terrible day replied Roy, I had to go to a motel and pick up a guy who had died in his sleep and when I got there, the manager said that I probably couldn't get him into a body bag because of this huge erection that he had."

Anyway, I went upstairs and sure enough there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap in half so I could get him in a body bag and zip it up.

"I See." said his wife. "That must have been a terrible thing to have to do, but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied, "Wrong Room!"



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