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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:31 am Post subject: The cardiologist. |
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted. _________________ "I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"
All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!! |
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