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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:20 pm    Post subject: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Reply with quote

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will You Marry Me?"
The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went Fishing, Hunting, and played Golf a lot and drank Beer and Farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi!

WHAT? No replies!
I'd have expected a reply from you Olde Mud!!!!! LOL

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SkeeterRon



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked it. I wish I knew this years ago.
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SkeeterJim



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkeeterRon wrote:
I liked it. I wish I knew this years ago.


Yeah it definitely would have done you some good back then before you let your balls swivel up and die like some overdone grapes! Very Happy

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PECo



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:01 pm    Post subject: LOL Reply with quote

Ouch!
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DirtyDawg10



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkeeterJim wrote:
SkeeterRon wrote:
I liked it. I wish I knew this years ago.


Yeah it definitely would have done you some good back then before you let your balls swivel up and die like some overdone grapes! Very Happy

Jim


Hey SJ!

Did you mean swivel or "shrivel" Question Laughing Laughing

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SkeeterJim



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Seadog! I stand corrected as I meant shrivel up.
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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi SJ!

Yeah! I thought that's what you meant.
Though, after thinking about it, your way sounds even funnier! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOLOL Ok that would have all the men in the world SOOOO happy !!!! Laughing Laughing

Sorry Stephen i have "out of town" for 10 days (Fishing) Mr. Green
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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Mud wrote:
LOLOL Ok that would have all the men in the world SOOOO happy !!!! Laughing Laughing

Sorry Stephen i have "out of town" for 10 days (Fishing) Mr. Green


Hi Don!

Hmmmmmmmm?
Seems like you've been doing a bit more than fishing you Old Salt! according to your New Avatar!
Wow - Wow - Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

LoL Laughing Laughing

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SkeeterJim



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I noticed that too! Who is that Don? Very Happy

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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkeeterJim wrote:
Yeah I noticed that too! Who is that Don? Very Happy

Jim



YES !!!! it is ME !!!! Mr. Green
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SkeeterJim



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Don if that's you in the pic then you obviously had a sex change and it must be Willie Nelson behind you then. Wink Very Happy
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SeaDog1



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Don!

Well you salty old devil!!!!! Twisted Evil
Nothing wrong with your "MOJO" !!!!! Laughing

Has she got a TWIN?

Finest Kind!!!!!! Mr. Green Thumbs Up

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