[Old Mud]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm.



The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'




The husband, rejected, turns over.




A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife
again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"




All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!