[Old Mud]

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came
home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He
had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own.




One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could
see at once that something was seriously wrong.



'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.




'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'




'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.




'Yes, I did..' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'




'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'




'Oh...she got fired too.'
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"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"




All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!