[Shawsee]

BOMBSHELL this just in the newswire Associated Press:

Octomom Is Hospitalized.

Yes its true folks, octomom Nadia Suleman was rushed to the hospital after she was driving in her shiney new red BMW convertible (that we taxpayers paid for). It appears that Nadia was driving at a high rate of speed with the top down and her babies on her lap. Her lips were blowing around so violently that she was injured when they slammed her multiple times about the face and head area. She has bruises along with contusions and a slight concussion from her lips slapping her. She will be OK and is resting comfortably in her new half million dollar home. The police are investigating the incident. She was quoted saying she will be trading the BMW in for a more practical vehicle.