[Rookie]

Hi everyone,

I dont usually write stuff like this, but I really need some advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them. I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind the Mustang so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the rear fender, I noticed some terrible swirl marks in the paint on the Mustang!! I was distraught. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it to the my local detailer?

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LOL Suckaaa...
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[slimecoat]

You had me going Rookie, that was good.
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[Old Mud]

That's just not right in so many ways !!!!!!!!!!!






















But FUNNY AS HELL !!!!!!!!
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[pdcrack]

definitely had me going.... that was a good one dude.
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[WishinIWasFishin]

Good one, I've seen this before, but it was a crack in a graphite fishing rod
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[SkeeterJim]

DAMN!!! Ya got me! As I was reading this I was thinking in my head maybe this is why Rookie sold his boat until I got to the end. Just not right to be kidding like that!
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[fowlairo]

what kind of panties was wearing?... keep it goin.---nacho