[Old Mud]

A CT. senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out
> of the car salesroom. Taking off down I- 95, he floored it to 90
> mph,enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. *
>
> *'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the Highway, enjoying pushing the
> pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
> police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. *
>
> *'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as
> he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought,”
> What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled
> over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch-up
> with him. *
> *Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's
> side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10
> minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
> give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
> I'll let you go.' *
>
> *The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years
> ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her
> back.' *
>
> *'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman *
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