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RangerRick
Joined: 22 Jul 2012 Posts: 43
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:07 am Post subject: A security system that works |
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Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer, and we're saving $149.95 a month. |
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