[RangerRick]

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man, you look tired."

His buddy says: “Man, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (75+), sitting a couple of stools down, overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men, and with the wisdom of his years of experience says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that crap".