[RangerRick]

Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to " pass gas", in more genteel terms. The place was packed, but the music was really loud so.....to get relief and reduce embarrassment.....I timed my " releases" to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod!.......This is what happens when old people start using technology!

[DirtyDawg10]