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KidBass
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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes |
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When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesent push him self up he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read he stares the book down till he gets his information he wants.
Chuck Norris once taught a class called "ass kicking 101" there were no survivors.
The big bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the devil in the face.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.Twice
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could kill you with, Including the room itself.
Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris CAN belive it's not butter.
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WishinIWasFishin
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water get Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
And my all time favorite:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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