[eatsleepfish91]

An old man was bringing his Montana friend through the swamp hunting. The old man seen a rabbit and said " look at that big ol swamp rabbit". His friend laughed and told him in montana they have rabbits as big as coyotes and those are the small ones. After walking a little more they come across a nice deer to which his friend says we aren't even allowed to shoot ones that small where i'm from. After another half hour or so the guy yells " holy shit what kind of beast is that!?" while pointing at a 400lb alligator snapper. The old man smiles ear to ear and says " thats a swamp tick".