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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: Little Johnny's math |
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Little Johnny on Math
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>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
>and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
>little Johnny.
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>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
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>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
>thinking."
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>Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
>women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
>licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
>is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
>biting off the top of the ice cream.
>Which one is married?"
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>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
>one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
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>To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
>the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." _________________ "I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"
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