[Old Mud]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.
I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.
I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.
"Great, just great", I muttered.
The driver opened his door leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf.
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, "I'm not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"
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