[Old Mud]

LOLOL.

Little Johnny's Dad

It was career day in elementary school and everyone was standing up to tell the class what his father did for work. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher called on him to tell all about his father. Johnny came to the front of the class to give the report.

"My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he takes them into the alley and performs sex acts on them."

The teacher is shocked, and tells everyone in the class to go outside for an early recess. She sits down and asks Johnny if what he said was true.

Johnny says: "No, but I was too embarrased to say that he plays for the yankees"
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"I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with"




All that truly matters in the end is that you LOVED !!!!

[ploplopfizzfizz]

Great joke until i read the punchline.Little Johnny jokes r great
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