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Old Mud
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: The Male patient !!!!! |
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and s ays very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
 
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ploplopfizzfizz
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Location: Branford
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slimecoat
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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Location: Newington, CT.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
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The next time I go in for surgery, I'm going to have to remember to ask for an oxygen mask.
With my luck though, the nurse will probably be 400lbs., and look like Freddy Krueger.
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chumley
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Location: tolland ct
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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SkeeterRon
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I gotta remember that one...
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KidBass
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Location: ledyard
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| Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:58 am Post subject: lol |
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Very funny keep it up with them jokes 
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