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Old Mud
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: Medical Excuses only |
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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up:
"What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."   
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