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Old Mud



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:57 pm    Post subject: little johnny !!! Reply with quote



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little johnny is having classes in sex education at his school and learning about the facts of life. he proudly comes home an tells his mom about all he has learned and the different ways people can have sex, but not yet sure about conception.

mommy, mommy, teacher told us all about sex and tomorrow we will learn about babies. mommy, do you know how people get babies?
yes johnny babies come from having intercourse.
mommy, we learned about other stuff too!
can babies come from ANAL SEX??

mom pauses and then answers......yes johnny, that is where LAWYERS come from.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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