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Old Mud
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Location: Bath, Maine
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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:25 pm Post subject: Iy's all Relative !!! |
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman replies, "Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
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