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SkeeterJim
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 Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:33 am Post subject: Ed Zachary Disease! |
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A woman walks into her doctor's office one day to get a check-up. Her doctor is Dr. Chang an oriental doctor who is very old school and speaks broken english. "Dr. Chang, something must be wrong with me", says the woman. "Why you say dat?" replies the doctor. The woman explains that she has not had a date for a very long time and therefore her sex life has been lagging! The doctor tells her to undress and and checks her pulse, blood pressure and places his stethoscope on her chest and tells her to take deep breathes. "HMMMM" the doctor mutters to himself. "Now I want you to get on you hands and knees and craw toward other wall like dog" says the doctor. The woman looking confused promptly obeys the doctor and does it. "Now I want you turn around and craw back to me." The woman crawls back toward the doctor. Dr. Chang's eyes widened and beamed when he figured out the woman's problem was. "What is it doctor?"says the woman " I think I know you problem, why you no have sex for very long time. You have Ed Zachary Disease and I have no cure for you". The woman with terror in hers eyes says "Ed Zachary Disease.....what is that?" The doctor replies "It is when you face look ed zachary like your butt!" 
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