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Old Mud · Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 1048 Location: Bath, Maine

> > Dear Tide :
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> > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
it
> > all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
> > Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a

> > month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My
> > inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how

> > clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
> > One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on
> > my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach
> > alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains

> > came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
> > came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
> > negative and then my attorney called and said that I
> > was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband.
> > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being

> > a murder suspect! I thank you, again, for having a great product.
> > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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