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KsiFitch
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 Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:47 am Post subject: An 85 year old man goes into a confessional.. |
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An 85-year-old man goes into a confessional. He said, "Forgive me father but I have sinned".
The priest replied: "tell me your sins, my son."
"I am committing adultery. I have a 25-year-old girlfriend. Every morning I tell my wife that I am going to have coffee with my friends, but instead, I go to my girlfriend's house where she gives me a blowjob and then we have sex for an hour."
The Priest said: "adultery is a grave sin. But Mr. Cohn, you're Jewish. Why are you telling me?"
Mr. Cohn replied, "hey, I'm telling everybody." |
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